《GARFIELD加菲猫》经典台词，聪明人都是未婚

《GARFIELD加菲猫》经典台词，聪明人都是未婚

1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热一爱一动物, 因为它们很好吃。
4.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的联系。
5.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作很有意思。尤其是看着别人工作！
6.Sa一ve water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡。那么为什么我还要去实践？
8.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去一爱一你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
9.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
10.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
一爱一情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
12.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧。
13.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
14.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
15.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。